what do FBI agents wear

When you see US FBI agents on Television or in movies, have you noticed that they are forever touching their ears? Well, no less than one of our readers does and invited me to discover why.

By the ‘Matrix’ movies, Agent Smith and co touched their ears so as to better mimic the behaviour of actual secret service agents. Therefore it is clearly a important trait of FBI agents, at least in America. It is obviously something they have been doing for quite a while now. Although, the ‘Agents’ also did it to better receive signals from the technology who ran the Matrix program itself…

In the real world (assuming, of course, that this IS the real world hmmm….), the reason that FBI agents touch their ears isn’t that different. Forrest Wickham, of www.slate.com, has the advice:

Are those earpieces uncomfortable? No, it’s just so they can hear better. Pushing in an earpiece makes for a tighter seal, which could mean the difference between hearing or missing a Secret Service codename or another agent’s message about the president’s position while standing in a noisy room. While earpieces are not uncomfortable, they do sometimes come loose, requiring readjustment.

There you could have it, a somewhat absurdly lo-tech answer, secret service guys press on their earpieces into their ears as that makes the information come through louder and clearer. Like an obsessive ‘Spinal Tap’ fan, I can’t help but echo the confused query of Marti DiBergi and ask “why not just make the radio earpieces louder?” but that’s obviously a question for another time.

Back to, Mr. Wickham:

“Earpieces aren’t the only communication devices the Secret Service uses, and not all earpieces have the same design. Some devices, for example, look like iPod ear buds. The one-ear headphone often shown in the movies is standard and comes with a curly wire that runs down under their shirt to a hidden microphone worn in different locations depending on the circumstances of the assignment. One standard spot is just under the shirt sleeve. (That explains why agents are always lifting their wrists to their mouths.) Earpieces also come in different colors, and some agents choose a device that matches their skin or hair”.

So they don’t take action to look sinister, or to get instructions in the engine world that secretly runs all our lives. They do it as, well, their equipment is a little crappy, evidently.

Then again, I suppose that if you were trying to hear very detailed, very important information in the busy and loud environment, then any earpiece you used could be sternly challenged. It is hard to hear anything over the sound of enormous crowds as well.

Mr. Wickham also provides a bonus explanation. At the end of his content, Wickham tells us why the secret service guys always seem to be sporting sunglasses.

“Why are Secret Service agents always wearing sunglasses? To keep the sun out of their eyes. While the Service has often cultivated a certain mystique, preferring to remain “cloaked in silence and mystery,” spokesmen insist they wear shades merely for their traditional purpose, and not, say, to keep would-be assassins from knowing which way they’re looking. The Secret Service has no set uniform, but agents say that wearing sunglasses on a sunny day helps them to scan a crowd for suspicious behavior”.

Seems adequate to me.

 

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